“**** Globerotters Daily ****

HEINZ JAILED AGAIN

The veil of mystery concerning the Tomatoes starbeast thickens everyday. Just before the long awaited rematch against Power Puff, he had promised that he had put his shady deallings behind him, but still the local police was waiting to jail him at the gates to the gnomes Townsville Stadium. At this time it is still uncertain what will become of Heinz.

The match went as expected, with bombs flying in every direction. But this time the nurglings had learned the lesson, although that the team has been almost completely rebuilded since their last encounter with Power Puff. The gnomes bombers started to wear both sides down, and with an valiant effort the gnomes broke the Tomatoes Green tide of Slime strategy in first half and scored an easy touchdown.

The second halfs rush by the nurglings was halted to a complete stop by a brave and determined effort from a solitary gnome, Gnuffe, who singlehandedly stopped Handsome Plato plus 5 more nurglings, until he was put out the game by a gnomish bomb. After that the Tomatoes continued their crusade against the endzone, only to be stopped just short by another bomb that took out the ballcarrier. In the following scrimmage for the ball, the gnomes came out on top due to their better training.

All in all another match that was destroyed by Heinz's instability. The only time this beast receives more attention than when he scores, is when he disappears out of sight.

This Team can only score when Heinz is around.”