“Stupid clumsy elves couldn't remember how to play like proper elves.
Being part of ladder and facing only bashers made them think they were bashers also.
Well they did a pretty good imitation at least!
Yes it would be nice for them to learn how to dodge, against a team with more injury causing skills that could be disasterous, but how can I be too mad at them after the last turn long bomb for the second touchdown.
So they'll only get 50 lashes by the knotty leather whip, instead of the spiked chain. ”
1st half, 3 casualties for each team..and one KO'd longbeard.
2nd half, 1 Ko'd elf..
It was a good game..the elves blocked better than the dwarves, but had trouble dodging (lots of 1's rolled).
but still, a dead runner (who gets the MVP) and a MNG elf..not too much damage. But, because I purchased a Freebooter this game (to have 11 players), I don't have the money to replace Larry yet.
Bought an apoth and have 15k left in treasury..need another 60k game to get at least another longbeard.. ”
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Being part of ladder and facing only bashers made them think they were bashers also.
Well they did a pretty good imitation at least!
Yes it would be nice for them to learn how to dodge, against a team with more injury causing skills that could be disasterous, but how can I be too mad at them after the last turn long bomb for the second touchdown.
So they'll only get 50 lashes by the knotty leather whip, instead of the spiked chain.
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