“Torsoboy did a great job of maintaining his composure during this nuffle-bang fest.

The 1st turn of the game his Dirty Player was thrown out by the ref. This led to a touchdown for the Inquisitors. The remainder of the 1st half followed suit.

Torsoboy's team was not able to pull of elementary plays. It could be speculated that the team was fearful of the veteran Shadowbane Inquisitors.

6 casualties also aided in the solid ball control of the Inquisitors during this lucky game.

While some of the Shadowbane Inquisitors seemed to be suffering from a mysterious stomach virus, the Inquisitor's were able to hold together, and play ball.

As the Dark Elf team's name commanded, the Inquisitor's dutifully smacked both witches... However; they were over-zealous, and killed the poor things.

The Shadowbane Inquisitor staff heartily wishes Torsoboy the best of luck in the future.

Rumor has it that a rematch has been scheduled for some time in the next decade.”