“Hi Bloodbowl fans of all colours and sizes! Welcome to that small, but how educationnal bit of match review.
Late in the first half, Longshot tried a second 2d against block on Brarakh, the rat ogre. The first time he tried, he fell down. The second time, he knew how to hit and the big rat fell down hard. The doc was called in, but he wasn't able to save the poor thing.
So Brarakh's carcass was caried away from the pitch, under the delighted look of a too-much-proud zombie. The rest of the Heromantic FC squad knew it was not a time to celebrate that much, the recently-deceased pile of flesh and bones could not be raised from the death to play for them.
So the lesson that the skaven coach learned that day was this one:
wait until your 15th match to hire a rat ogre, and you'll notice that maybe you're better without him. I won the match 2-1.
Thanks Nathanael for your patience with all the reloads and for this very valuable lesson.”
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Late in the first half, Longshot tried a second 2d against block on Brarakh, the rat ogre. The first time he tried, he fell down. The second time, he knew how to hit and the big rat fell down hard. The doc was called in, but he wasn't able to save the poor thing.
So Brarakh's carcass was caried away from the pitch, under the delighted look of a too-much-proud zombie. The rest of the Heromantic FC squad knew it was not a time to celebrate that much, the recently-deceased pile of flesh and bones could not be raised from the death to play for them.
So the lesson that the skaven coach learned that day was this one:
wait until your 15th match to hire a rat ogre, and you'll notice that maybe you're better without him. I won the match 2-1.
Thanks Nathanael for your patience with all the reloads and for this very valuable lesson.”