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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-10-04 23:45:01
60k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
4
2
-
-
1
19
-
-
-
-
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
-
-
1
10
-
-
-
-
-
“Radiant Arrogance turned out for their first match in pristine blood bowl uniforms, tailored by the fabled Elvish weavers of Keleth'Elduran at fantastic cost. However, their immaculate outfits were not matched by the quality of their performance.
Indeed, it seemed as though the entire team had no ability whatsoever to handle the ball! Unable to tackle mere goblins even when teamed up three against one, the team stood dumbfounded as dirty little greenskins ran one ball after another into the endzone.
Tempers flared to a point where Radiant fans began throwing rocks, though sadly no goblins were seriously injured in the process. Ranulph Hubris vented his frustrations on a prone member of the opposition, only to be ejected from the match for his trouble.
"We meant to do that!" blustered team captain Sir Cyril Ponceworthy in the post-match press conference. "Ponceworthless", as the receiver has already been nicknamed, made no completions.”
Indeed, it seemed as though the entire team had no ability whatsoever to handle the ball! Unable to tackle mere goblins even when teamed up three against one, the team stood dumbfounded as dirty little greenskins ran one ball after another into the endzone.
Tempers flared to a point where Radiant fans began throwing rocks, though sadly no goblins were seriously injured in the process. Ranulph Hubris vented his frustrations on a prone member of the opposition, only to be ejected from the match for his trouble.
"We meant to do that!" blustered team captain Sir Cyril Ponceworthy in the post-match press conference. "Ponceworthless", as the receiver has already been nicknamed, made no completions.”
Nonetheless, they performed far beyond the wildest hopes of their greed-ridden coach.
The little runts ran with frenetic abandon and two gobbos, designated Dibbni and Pilstry, managed to score a pair of touchdowns each before their coach resigned them to the bench lest they gey too excited and pass out.
There were complete passes made and although more than once, a Troll was seen to be scratching intimate areas instead of taking an active part in the game, the Scrabblers pulled together and left their coach weeping tears of avaristic joy on his way to the turnstiles to count his takings.
However, the Scrabblers cannot take all the credit. The gods were not smiling upon 'Radiant Arrogance' - to tell the truth they were doing something else entirely, something a bloodbowl fan might find taking place against a pillar in a stadium that lacked sufficient amenities.
Dropped handoffs, fumbled pickups, failed passes and clumsy feet were all well represented.
The mid game stoning succeeded in catching glancing blows on 5 Goblins but it was clear that the little runts were simply caught in the crossfire as angered RA fans sought to pummel their under-achieving idols.
All in all, a good game, with few injuries and a stackload of star performances. Nuffle is clearly pleased.
”