“A grizzled battle despite the lack of casualties.
A far superior TR helped Team El Rapido to pull off their fifth victory despite losing 3 players to Morley's revenge and Urgggg?!!!! to a savage trollish block.
Team El Rapido now has their collective reddish eye one the Hairy Eyeball Tournament trophey. Rumor has it that they are in talks with Morg n' Thorg and several other stars for the big match. Team El Rapido's coach, however, has been reported to have had an encounter with the star ogre blocker. Rumor has it that he called the star uppity and rubbed Icey Hot in the bewildered ogre's drawers. Watch out Rebholz cause there's some serious cash in El Rapido's coffers and it sure as hell isn't going to a 4th reroll. Grenades, chainsaws or wizards, it's gonna be bewilderingly violent.
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