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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
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This was a dice rape, but a fun one! The luck reading says it all but full credit to my opponent who played well.

The handicaps were Bad Press (which resulted in me getting boinked with two thrown rocks due to 10 less FF, Morleys' affecting two players, Smelling Salts and two other minor ones.

It was a really tough game with all the snake eyes at critical points, double skulls, and a blitz. Some of them were really costly, like when my AG5 ball carrier in the backfield with dodge rolled snake eyes on his dodge and lost the ball and my opponent scored on me.

But overall it was a fun game with no permanent injuries, but the Squeakers continue their precarious run with a second game in a row with no income and one or more players out for the next match.

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