“After a long walk in the desert Orphans Call, who had spent the last year searching for a maternal figure known only as Mummy, stumbled across a representative of a group searching for new teams to play something called Blood Bowl...
Finding this quite a promising idea, Kel-Shaq and the boys took it upon themselves to master the finer arts of the game, amass riches their eyes(or sockets at least) had never whitnessed the like of before, and, using their ill gotten gains, seek out Mummy. An honorable mission indeed.

Their first foray onto the field of dreams was against a travelling band of naggarothi, who, it seemed to Toth would break easily enough.
T'was not to be however, the first game was a baptism of fire. For a start the Elves fled rather than fought like men, much to the dissatisfaction of all those present who were dead already. The breakthrough came fortunately however, a missed pass was latched onto by the youngster Apu, dead for 300 years this week! Going over for the touchdown they held out til the end of the 2nd half when a well worked Elven move yielded a touchdown. Something Quel'mah would later complain about as being dishonorable. "Elfbowl" it seems is what the Bloodbowl circuit calls this style of play. In any case, Quel'mah didnt mind being angry.

"When your dead it takes exactly no muscles to frown. So there."”