“Luck reading is out with a disconnect and reload after 4 turns.
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
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Dice rape. My opponent got pretty much every bad roll that there was in this game.

My very first block, I got pushes, rerolled and I caused a -1 MA to his Str4 MA8 Witch who already had a niggle. It was way to early to use the apothecary so he let her take the injury.

His AG5 Thrower badly hurt himself on a failed GFI.

At 2-1 up, I got a blitz, stole and scored. At 3-1, I got another blitz. This was enough to make scoring very hard and in the end he was unable to get the score.

There were also a couple of double skulls at bad times and one or two turns where he couldn't get a single player down.

To cap off the bad luck, I got a turn 8 RIP on a Blitzer.

Anyways, Smashak is a sporting coach and I wish him a decent recovery.

Justice was partly served when I failed my aging roll at 31 SPP for my Thrower though heh. ”