“Well, Nuffle had a big laugh at the expense of the Dark Elves in this one. The followers of Khaine ripped through the Wood Elves in the first half, maiming and scoring two touch downs, while keeping their own endzone free of pesky forest invasions.

Then nuffle decided he'd had enough. The normally insanely stable El Hassan and Suleiman El Beit were suddenly unable to throw any deciding passes through out the second half. After the game El Hassan's only comment was: "We were allergic to that damned treeman. That's what it was."

Due to the horrid passing of the two brothers the team owners decided enough was enough and bought a thrower. Maybe that will break the team's loosing streak.”