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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
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Absolute BS game. Dice rapage at its worst. After 5 turns I was down 6 players and he was down none. We both had the same amount of Mighty Blow, but he rolled pows pows pows pows on my Blodge Ghouls almost every turn.

To cap it off, my AG4 Ghoul dies on a skull block. What absolute rubbish.

Had better things to do than get my remaining 5 players beat up for another 3 turns and then probably have more one sided rubbish (like 3 dice Skull Skull/Pows by my Mummies without Block).

F#ck you nuffle heh.”