“Sometimes you have a game where you realise from about turn 3 that nothing is going to work. This was such a game. True, the Springfield Isotopes were in fine form and played a flawless game but the Hellsing Organisation somehow conspired to drop every ball, fall over from every dodge and generally fumble wherever the opportunity presented itself. Even the Valentine brothers seemed to be doing their best to be as inoffensive as possible, with only a couple of Badly Hurts racked up by Luc.

RIP Seras Victoria. She will be sorely missed. More importantly, her AG+1 bonus will be sorely missed.”