“Down one nothing, a dastardly display of determination and a pleasantly perfect pass by Big Brutus Bacon Belcher which was courageously caught by Ken Kiwikiller tantalizingly tied the score late in the second half. Plucky Perry Pepperplucker was luckily launched downfield by Borc! Bourque! Bork! after the following kickoff where he graciously grabbed the bouncing ball that had frantically flustered the clumsy Carnival of Decay. He swiftly scampered in for the stunningly stupefying score that gave the Almost Amazingly Awesome Alliterators Anonymous a wonderfully wacky win.

As Always,

Everlastingly Evolved to Amiable Anarchism ”