“**** Globerotters Daily ****

HEINZ RETURNS WITH NEW DEVIOUS TRICKS

The fourth local derby between the Tomatoes and Power Puffs will go down in history as one of the most peerless games ever played. In the week up to this showdown between the starladen Tomatoes and the always cunning gnomes, rivalries unheard of until now broke out between Heinz and Plato. Plato who until now have lived a secluded live outside the spotlight of the Tomatoes acting as the workhorse of the nurglings defense suddently showed a new more confident side of his person. It is up to everyone to wonder why he changed, but it would be a good guess that it would have something to do with his newly transformed RST (Razor Sharp Tentacles) and the powers they bestow upon him. The situation in the Tomatoes training camp became more and more tense until itr was clear that it wold not be possible for the two beast to share the Blood Bowl pitch. Coach Blutzh decided that Heinz would be on the offensive lineup and Plato on defense. But that plan was thwarted even before the match had started. Just up to the kickoff both beast was missing, and it was a very tense hometeam that looked like it was forced to field without any beasts against the notoriously triggerhappy gnomes. But in the last minute Heinz entered the field with a crazed look in some of his eyes and a haze ranging in colors from ultraviolent to infradead surrounding him. He slimed to the teams ceo/kicker The Baron and instructed how he wanted the kickoff. While the ball was still hanging in the air, everything was instantly covered in frost while the temperature dropped 50 degrees celcious leaving the receiving team - the gnomes - on very thin ice. The ball ended at the backfield dwarven cannon known as Fire in the Hole, but to late the discovered that their gun was unable to move nor fire due to the heavy frost. Heinz had anticipated that and had made an unstoppable rush through the gnomish lines, knocked the cannon over seized the ball and scored his 13th touchdown to much joy for those fans who wasnt cryoginized yet.
After the touchdown the temperature rised as suddently as it has dropped some minutes before and the sneaky gnomes made an equaliser using the thick mist evaporating from the thawing pitch.
Whatever power that had posseded Heinz during first half took complete control in the last part of the game, that for most parts was played on the border between two planes of (non)reality emerging from Heinz's suspeciously expanding haze. At one time he acted as a bomber for the gnomes turning against the Tomatoes at another time the cancellation of the physical laws made Heinz expand his body over the entire field, pushing and tackling gnomes near both endzones at the same time. The second half ended without any of the sides scoring. Scholars has later proved that the match was played in different timepockets during the last 20.000 years and up to 500 different players has actually participated in the game.

After the game when Heinz was asked if Platos disappearance had anything to do with the massive manifestation of improbability he denied it and mumbled something about that he had threatened to set Platos squirrels on fire if he had attended the match.”