“Understrength and under-ratted the Vermin put up little resistance in this one-sided affair. On the plus side they managed to get through unscathed ensuring a better showing next match.
Twahnloes:
1pt: Otto Von Bismark - This mean RO put in some big blocks
2pts: Boris Becker - A well seasoned old timer, who looked alive and completed a pass
1pts: Klaus Barbie - Another Vermin Veteran who skullked around waiting for an opportunity to pounce”
“Round 1 saw Germany well below strength, out-muscled, out-numbered, and today, out-gunned. We attempted to score once, got tangled in Dwarves, and retreated/fled the rest of the match in terror. Fortunately Flo's Adepts were staisfied with the win, and mostly left us alone. Perhaps it's due to their Coach's kind nature, perhaps due to previous encounters with the Vermin, perhaps he just wanted to leave them alive to torment other Coaches in Season 12. We'd like to think it's the latter.
Hard to give Twahlow votes(I don't expect ANY for our performance) in a contest that wasn't, but:
3 Votes - Tetsugyu Mindful - Was picked by Coach Flo to score, and did so competently.
2 Votes - Chen Tao - Also scored.
1 Vote - Disciple Shariputra - Ok, so the Big Guy diddn't have such a hot game, but he tried hard, look scary, and added to the the list of reasons not to go anywhere near the Adepts.”
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Twahnloes:
1pt: Otto Von Bismark - This mean RO put in some big blocks
2pts: Boris Becker - A well seasoned old timer, who looked alive and completed a pass
1pts: Klaus Barbie - Another Vermin Veteran who skullked around waiting for an opportunity to pounce”