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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
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Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
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Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
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A tough game. Early on, the dice were really nice for KFoged, as he badly hurt my best Bltizer and KO'd a second on his first turn enroute to a 2 turn TD. I rolled two ones in quick succesion on my drive to lose the ball.

I then had some luck in knocking his Lion Warrior down with 3 players near where the ball was supposed to have fallen with a few left to move. Cept the ball didn't spill because we had sync'd the game files on the reload and the game thought the ball was back where it was before KFoged picked it up!

Anyways, I managed to get the ball from that location instead (we agreed to play on) and eventually I scored. KFoged was losing a few players to my blocks (just KOs and one Badly Hurt off the pitch) but he still put up a great fight. I ended up throwing to an AG3 Black Orc in the end zone to score.

Second half the dice were starting to favour me and I managed a 4 turn score despite all his Sidestep and Diving Tackle.

I was unable to stop KFoged who used a chain push to get his Catcher out of a group of defenders and only need a 2+ dodge and shake a shadower who was two MA slower to get to the endzone for his Legend Thrower to make an easy 2+ long bomb after two GFIs to get in range.

I had 2 turns left to score, but a rock stunning my middle guy made it a little difficult and for my final turn, I just had the one player possibly in scoring range. I failed to blitz his Diving Tackler over and used a RR (4 dice) and then had no RR left for the difficult dodges to try and get to the end zone.

A 2-2 draw with some moeny for both coaches and no permanent injuries. Who cares who won or lost or drew heh.”