“The amazons surveyed the field to see that two players on the Norse team brought brass knuckles to the football game. We set our sights on removing those dirty players as soon as possible, and playing a clean match.

After having won the coin flip, he choose to recieve, and by the end of the first turn, one of those brass knuckles put Repla in a state of shock she didn't recover for the entire match.

Everyone rallied around Repla, and we quickly hurt both of the DP's. The second we hurt so bad (smashed his knee), that their apothecary raced onto the field to rescue him.

Tai Beaux, the dainty catcher from Lustria, was thinking about how rotter the norse were to bring those weapons onto the field, that when she lined up against a minotaur brute, she smashed his face into the turf so hard that when his teammates helped him up, they realized his head was still stuck in the ground. RIP, big nasty minotaur man.

The hurting was put on so bad, that by the time the drunks threw in the towel, they had only 4 players left on the field, and only 2 of them standing. Turns out when the 'zons played just as dirty as them, they couldn't take the heat and got out of the kitchen.

On a side note, the coach was a good sport, and the game was well played on both sides...i just got luckier than him.

GG.”