“What a joke. What a dicerape. What a sorry ass for a game!
I am appauled of how stinking worthless the RNG is. It clams results tighter than a fucking virgin.

The game began with me doing a single GFI. I failed it of course and I even told Woodstock that I refused to be assfucked. He advanced upfield. Then I tried to blitz him and rolled a double skull. He scored an easy TD in turn two. My luck was 0% and his was 100%. And so it continued. Turn after turn. It was so boring that I had to masturbate with my left hand to have something funnier to do.

My KIA dodged to death with a 2+ reroll and apo failed as usual. Both my SI was failed 2+ dodges. I had 5 rerolls in the second half and since I didn't use any in the first turn they were all gone by turn 6. I am not kidding when I say that I failed EVERY cruical thing I tried to do.

I have AG4 and 3 rerolls and I ended the game with 41%. If Woodstock wouldn't have had his share of misfortune by the end of the game he would have had over 60%. But since I couldn't make any decisive use of his turn overs (since I was PISSED in the face) I lost. I didn't play bad. I played good. But I was PISSED in the face. I love blood bowl but I can't enjoy the game when it PISSES you in the face. MAKE A NEW RNG!!!! My grandmother could have programmed a better one.

Well played Woodstock. I'll get you next time.

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