“Good evening and welcome to the 4th installment on the FoV.

After the recent loss of Ichi the Killer, due to excessive criticism, the FoV felt they needed to pull off a performance of some acclaim. The understudies were primed and ready for any missed lines but alas the drawing streak seems to become somewhat of a serial endeavour.

In a flip of their previous performances the FoV started poorly with the Serpent and the Rainbow missing his lines continuously, throughout the entire match. Their performance ground to a halt abruptly with Get Shorty, in overly slick style, missomg his lines aswell as the ball. Although he did recover his whits to regain the ball and stop the a td.

Police Story has been threatening some coasting moves for some time and finally delivered with a brutal block which the oppositions stage manager had to intervene on and rewrite the script.

Following this the sick, the twisted, intense and superbly made 8mm set up a casting couch of his own and made a movie.

The 2nd act was much more proficiently performed with some thorough characterisation, removing the opposition quite successfully. However the PBM went into the lead quickly which the FoV just couldn't stop.

The FoV however didn't lose their appetite and walk out, they turned to a crowd favourite, who has been more interested in bit-parts recently - Ong Bak. He stepped up into the spotlight and thrilled the crowd with the equalising score.

Maybe there will be a sequel to this, keep your Friday evenings free.

As ever until next week.

Keep watching.”