“What to say in a match report? Wasn't much of a match, so not much to say.
Coach is getting ever more passionate about playing dwarves and dwarf coaches, and pontificating on it is just going to turn it into an obsession.
So, without further ado, we instead present this intriguing report on "The Spatial Conservation of Donut Momenta and the prolification of Hole Theories predicting destabilising influences on standards in the modern game".
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Twahnlow Votes:
3 votes: #12 Larry Languid
For catching the scattering ball after the ag5 elf had missed three grabs at it! A longbeard dagnabit!
Vanguard game really fell apart after that and they couldn't make a dodge for the remainder of the half.
2 votes: #2 Slayer Stephen
After his mate Larry grabbed the ball for what was to be the winning try, he ensured there would be no retaliation by 1d powing and subsequently tripping the only potential threat to cause an unavoidable turnever that halted the counterattack before it had begun.
1 vote: #6 Toby Twinkletoes
Dwarves with MV 7 should be banned for drug abuse! ”
“Well Virus, It wasnt me.
The terrible two to come up for Snorri's lads, left 7 elves able to take the field, which almost proved to be 7 too many.
Although it's great to start the season with a victory I was left feeling empty as the handicaps had robbed Snorri of the match, though he put up a superb effort.
Twahnlows
3 votes: Glacial Warden scored the 1 TD against us
2 Votes: Hopp'n Mc'Cauldron her speed almost pulled off the W for the 'Guard
1Vote: Twiglight Veil AG5 and sidestep/leap posed the real threat to steal the ball out of the ruck that Hopp'n Mc'Cauldron caused.”
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Coach is getting ever more passionate about playing dwarves and dwarf coaches, and pontificating on it is just going to turn it into an obsession.
So, without further ado, we instead present this intriguing report on "The Spatial Conservation of Donut Momenta and the prolification of Hole Theories predicting destabilising influences on standards in the modern game".
<....yada yada yada....>
Twahnlow Votes:
3 votes: #12 Larry Languid
For catching the scattering ball after the ag5 elf had missed three grabs at it! A longbeard dagnabit!
Vanguard game really fell apart after that and they couldn't make a dodge for the remainder of the half.
2 votes: #2 Slayer Stephen
After his mate Larry grabbed the ball for what was to be the winning try, he ensured there would be no retaliation by 1d powing and subsequently tripping the only potential threat to cause an unavoidable turnever that halted the counterattack before it had begun.
1 vote: #6 Toby Twinkletoes
Dwarves with MV 7 should be banned for drug abuse! ”