“The first Sartosa Quantum match was against the experienced Ally's Allstars... The Quantums had a game plan... Don't die... Play Ball... this however was not pulled off with as much zeal as was hoped and they suffered casulties in the second half. In the 7th turn of the 2nd half it was 1 - 1 and a fearless sartosa catcher called Robin Hood tried for his 2nd touchdown... all he needed to do was dodge out of a single tackle zone. He tripped and fell to the floor knocking himself out.
Now the quantums have a bitter taste in thier mouths... as the conceded touchdown was a flukey throw to a goal hanging Allstar catcher Ivan the Sick.

News from the hospital... it doesn't look good for Mark Twain, his back is severly damaged but he is determined to see the Quantums go from strength to strength with him as an important player making his name in the fabulous FUMBBL!”