“An entertaining match, for all that my hapless Chaos were on the wrong end of pretty much everything. These Skaven are mean! Even so, halfway through the first half, things were looking promising: only one td down, fans had got the ref, and my opponent had used his apothecary on a Gutter who was only badly hurt! Ah, the evil I had planned …

However, while Beastmen dropped like flies, I made a couple of terrible coaching errors (not noticing his Linerat was ST 4 (and I made the _same_ slip later in the match too)), and wasting my own apothecary on a BH Beastman by accident. Vulture Squadron capitalised expertly, and Nuffle chipped in by killing my Chaos Warrior. (Check the player bio for a fairly good comedy death, by the way.)

Thanks for the game, Vulture Squadron (that is a Paranoia/Alpha Complex reference, right?). Don't take my fouling the wrong way: I've just been listening to Dreadclaw too much (or too little, depending on your point of view).”