“Black Orc Diaries:

We wuz playin wel toaday. Dis was da first game in long time for us Orcs and it wuz gud to be on the field agin. Deze undead wuz tough on da field but when we knocked em silly sum dey did not want to come back. Dey pretty smart for dead guyz. All but da last drive was in really hot condishuns and many orcs was pantin. A couple times orcs were at da bar drinking instead of playin on da pitch. Da undead dey wasn't too affected by the sun. Da last bit wuz very entertaining as zombies and Black Orcs both tried to act like Elfies pickin up da ball and throwin it and stuff. ”