“Luck readings are out due the sever crashing after 3 turns each, at which point it was 52-72 luck in my opponent's favour..
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
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This game was dice rape for my opponent. Whilst he did not have bad luck throughout (he had some very good blocks getting an amazing number of pows), he did have the majority of the important rolls go wrong for him.

All up, he only made 3/19 KO rolls, with one of his Blitzers failing 7 in a row after I knocked him out in the first turn. His other Bltizer failed quite a few too, taking all of my opponent's tackle with him.

My opponent didn't need tackle with all his pows, but it didn't help when he caused a total of one KO and a few stuns for the entire match and I kept knocking his players out to have a repeated player advantage. Even the nasty casualties I caused (a RIP and a niggle) were so early in the game that my opponent chose not to use his apothecary in case someone better got maimed.

Certainly was not his day as he fumbled in the sun needing 4+s with reroll, whereas I make a pass with my Zon linewoman in the sun to score a TD.

To top it off, his thrower aged at 31 SPP and copped a niggle. My super catcher unfortunately also aged and got -1 AG. Not the worst that could have happened I guess.

Anyways good luck with the recovery Gueulemer and I hope you find some fun again.
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Edit - Originally I said only one stun suffered, but it was on KO and a couple of stuns. Not that much different to one stun as my opponent was constantly outnumbered.

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