“The mice have once again survived a game versus a physically much stronger team. Well, almost at least. Poor Moe was indeed too slow and didn't get out of the way of Chalaskinov's awe-inspiring blitz in the end of the match. The coach of the mice tried to argue that the huge ogre was using illegal strength enhancing drugs. Even though the referee was inclined to believe the accusation it unfortunately didn’t help poor Moe. The sole comfort for the team was that Dick managed to squash a very annoying new Halfling recruit of the opposing team. Dick’s comment in half time break:
-The li’le git said that my mom is my sister too…which of course ain’t true…she’s my grandmom! I shut him up good though *big toothy grin*”
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-The li’le git said that my mom is my sister too…which of course ain’t true…she’s my grandmom! I shut him up good though *big toothy grin*”