“Round One Fumbbl Coca-Cola division 1:

The Nobbla surprise paid off well this game, he had an astonishing amount of carnage to his name in the first half. Even more surprising he stayed on the whole game! Also the ever brave Sgt. Carrot made a run screened by his pals, to take the td that won the match! They lost old reg shoe along the way but he popped round after the game to say he'd never felt better and after a bit of exploring the nuances of his new existence he would be happy to play for the team again. Another small inconvenience is that Angua is feeling like it's coming up to that time of the month, so she'll be missing the next game too. But even so the team would be happy if it wasn't for the fact that they'll be facing those chaotic, dwarven, krazy kritturz!”