“One dice roll decided this game. It looked easy after having broken down the offense, picked up the ball after a loose throw, and taken 2 of his players off the field. Still, he had a skink lying prone with a couple of my players next to him. Let's make it 3 players off the field, eh? Failed the armour, got sent off, another skink ran in, scooped the ball, passed, caught, and scored. Received the kick, fumbled a throw, skink runs in, steals the ball, scores. 2-0 down at half time when, really, I should have been 1-0 up. Idiocy.

Never foul needlessly. Players up, ball in hand, why foul? I really was annoyed with myself. I was even muttering under my breath, "What are you doing?" as I was doing it.

Also fouling with only 11 fit players is stupid. Down to 10, I struggled to get through his lizards and nothing came of the second half other than an SI or two.

Well played Doktor Feelgood, but I honestly think I handed you this one on a platter with that moronic foul.”