“Well, being two players short after being mauled by 'Red' Ken 'No Apology' Livingstone in their first game, Arond were hoping to get their second game out of the way without too much more damage. Perhaps we shouldn't have taken on High Elves - our eternal enemies - as opponents.

I don't think there were even any KOs in this match, certainly no BH rolls: just 2 RIPs and an SI though. No complaints though: I think Frikipe would have been the better coach even in 11 on 11 - and he capitalised excellently on his advantage, never getting cocky just because of superior numbers. Textbook stuff - good luck in the future.

As far as my own team is concerned: maybe Arond isn't as united as I thought. So many losses after just two games - and not the meanest games either … it's usually against my policy to retire a team for a poor start - but in faction, anyone playing against these guys would just get too big a boost, and so … back to square one …”