“It was the first game of a promising season. Despite their hard lose to the Bludgeonin' Bruzerz, the Wolves were triumphant in other areas. Big number 12, Bigzor the Troll, got his first taste of the game as he put an end to number 11, Miguel.
Others such as number 8, Skippy, also known as "the go to guy" got his first touchdown and made a breathtaking as he "skipped" to the end zone and Ragnor, despite being hit hard in the last quater made some spectacular long bombs.
In the end, the Bruzerz won, but next game will be a different story.”
“Well, the Bludgeonin' Bruzerz are thinking about changing their name to the Bludgeoned Bruzeez again. They won - true - they were the victors and that should not be forgotten. Of course, they did lose a player in the process.
Oh, Miguel, we hardly knew ye. Seriously. This was the first game the team every played. In the first half, of the first game, something like turn 4, Miguel dies. That's a Bludgeonin' Bruzer if ever I did see one, for certain.
We'll miss you buddy. Even though we had just met and you didn't impact our lives in any way whatsoever. We'll miss you.”
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Others such as number 8, Skippy, also known as "the go to guy" got his first touchdown and made a breathtaking as he "skipped" to the end zone and Ragnor, despite being hit hard in the last quater made some spectacular long bombs.
In the end, the Bruzerz won, but next game will be a different story.”