“You wouldn't expect quite so much passing in a Dwarf vs Ogre game. Both Dwarf touchdowns resulted from a last ditch passing move (one of them an inaccurate pass that Gert scooped up and ran in; the other resulting from a daring run and pass by Red Ragor, which Kurt then ran in.

These plays pale into insignificance in the face of Nobbla's extraordinary Long Pass, thrown after he swept up a loose ball from an attempted punt/IG play by the Cloggers (who are finding it hard to live up to their dull-as-ditch-water tag). This soaring beauty of a ball was caught by Khuluil, who made a charge down the pitch, it taking three dwarves to restrain him just short of the line.

Good game, mattling: good luck to your team.”