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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2005-11-03 19:24:57
20k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
4
-
-
1
15
-
2
40
42
-
“Awesome match report, I guess there is nothing I need to add. Well, ok, there is one nitpick: My 6 4 4 8 block tackle pro Lineman didn't get his strength from illegal drugs, he got a knuckleduster instead.”
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
5
7
3
-
1
33
-
14
56
54
-
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
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Dice rape it was, but the victim was my opponent who copped the rough end of the stick several times in the match.
Firstly, he started in offence and used Pro to reroll a block that didn't get pows. Pro works. Double skulls... This is his second or third block of the drive.
I duly burst through on both sides (AG5 Dodge Stand Firm helps) and stole the ball. My opponent got a lucky recovery when his rookie Witch Elf got a pow on 4 dice and also knocked out Catherine Bell who had the ball..
However, I was able to bring greater numbers to bear and also cut off his tacklers from the area and I recovered the ball, survived 4 dice of hits and then ran in a score.
After a minor pitch invasion, my opponent scored real quick when I was greedy - I tried a GFI to lay a tackle zone on his one potential scorer when I had no RR left and before I had moved about 4 other players (some of whom could have also marked him). I fell and it was an easy score to tie the match.
However, my opponent was in trouble as I had used a reroll to bring down his Str 4 Tackle player with Knuckledusters (not Illegal Drugs, thanks Optihut) and badly hurt him (thanks to my mighty blow giving +1 on the injury). This was a crucial blow and a fantastic reward for using the reroll.
On the next Babes drive, they spread all over, and then collapsed into a cage deep downfield to set up a score for one of their linewomen. Not before badly hurting another good fiends player though...
With only 1 turn left in the drive, of course I get a blitz. I charge through, recover the ball and surround it and my opponent can only make me roll some dice to clear off the defenders before I ran in for a commanding 3-1 lead. Crucially, on the blitz I had badly hurt yet another player, and this gave me a 15 to 10 player advantage in the second half.
Second half was not particularly exciting with my player advantage and my opponent having 3 of his starting players out of the match.
The Babes spread out wide and deep and their opponents spread out after them, but the Babes were able to find a passing lane and take a 4-1 lead.
The fiends scored a reply after feigning to the right and drawing all the Babes there and then running the ball deep on the left. The Babes had a one dice blitz on the ball carrier, but rerolled the non pow into a skull and it was 4-2.
On the next drive, the fiends had no chance as the Babes knocked out three players on their way to scoring a 5th TD.
On the final drive a huge pitch invasion (stunning 3 of his, 6 of mine LOL) gave the fiends a huge hole to run through and they sent a receiver deep and wide. However, their runner with the ball tripped (failed GFI) and dropped the ball in the open for the Babes to steal!
The Babes got to the ball and went for a farming pass, but fumbled it. A hilarious chain of events followed... the ball scattered onto the fallen fiends Thrower who had failed his GFI. The ball bounced off him onto the fiends player on the sidelines but he failed the 3+ bouncing ball roll (he rolled 1 of course) and the ball went out of bounds!
It got thrown in front of some fiend players, but the 1s continued to deny my opponent one more TD. First the pass was fumbled (rerolled) then a 1 was rolled to catch the ball...
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A rough game for my opponent as I caught all the breaks. His first turn Pro bring up double skulls was very unlucky. Then me taking out his main offensive threat early gave me a huge advantage. Then a blitz and two more casualties and the result was rarely in doubt.
My opponent found the game quite tough going with the majority of the good luck going my way, and having to play with 3 of his best players out, there wasn't much to do but go through the motions.
Anyways, he didn't complain too much as he had some eye candy to look at (Optihut likes Catherine Bell heh). In the end, no one got maimed and we each got some money so not a bad result.
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Edit - some spelling mistakes and grammar corrected.”
WARNING WARNING WARNING
This match report may contain language that you find distasteful.
If you are easily offended, sensitive, have no sense of humour, or have had something tragic happen to yourself or a loved one then look away now in case you have a reaction to something in the report.
The following terms may or may not be used in the following match report:
Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
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Dice rape it was, but the victim was my opponent who copped the rough end of the stick several times in the match.
Firstly, he started in offence and used Pro to reroll a block that didn't get pows. Pro works. Double skulls... This is his second or third block of the drive.
I duly burst through on both sides (AG5 Dodge Stand Firm helps) and stole the ball. My opponent got a lucky recovery when his rookie Witch Elf got a pow on 4 dice and also knocked out Catherine Bell who had the ball..
However, I was able to bring greater numbers to bear and also cut off his tacklers from the area and I recovered the ball, survived 4 dice of hits and then ran in a score.
After a minor pitch invasion, my opponent scored real quick when I was greedy - I tried a GFI to lay a tackle zone on his one potential scorer when I had no RR left and before I had moved about 4 other players (some of whom could have also marked him). I fell and it was an easy score to tie the match.
However, my opponent was in trouble as I had used a reroll to bring down his Str 4 Tackle player with Knuckledusters (not Illegal Drugs, thanks Optihut) and badly hurt him (thanks to my mighty blow giving +1 on the injury). This was a crucial blow and a fantastic reward for using the reroll.
On the next Babes drive, they spread all over, and then collapsed into a cage deep downfield to set up a score for one of their linewomen. Not before badly hurting another good fiends player though...
With only 1 turn left in the drive, of course I get a blitz. I charge through, recover the ball and surround it and my opponent can only make me roll some dice to clear off the defenders before I ran in for a commanding 3-1 lead. Crucially, on the blitz I had badly hurt yet another player, and this gave me a 15 to 10 player advantage in the second half.
Second half was not particularly exciting with my player advantage and my opponent having 3 of his starting players out of the match.
The Babes spread out wide and deep and their opponents spread out after them, but the Babes were able to find a passing lane and take a 4-1 lead.
The fiends scored a reply after feigning to the right and drawing all the Babes there and then running the ball deep on the left. The Babes had a one dice blitz on the ball carrier, but rerolled the non pow into a skull and it was 4-2.
On the next drive, the fiends had no chance as the Babes knocked out three players on their way to scoring a 5th TD.
On the final drive a huge pitch invasion (stunning 3 of his, 6 of mine LOL) gave the fiends a huge hole to run through and they sent a receiver deep and wide. However, their runner with the ball tripped (failed GFI) and dropped the ball in the open for the Babes to steal!
The Babes got to the ball and went for a farming pass, but fumbled it. A hilarious chain of events followed... the ball scattered onto the fallen fiends Thrower who had failed his GFI. The ball bounced off him onto the fiends player on the sidelines but he failed the 3+ bouncing ball roll (he rolled 1 of course) and the ball went out of bounds!
It got thrown in front of some fiend players, but the 1s continued to deny my opponent one more TD. First the pass was fumbled (rerolled) then a 1 was rolled to catch the ball...
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A rough game for my opponent as I caught all the breaks. His first turn Pro bring up double skulls was very unlucky. Then me taking out his main offensive threat early gave me a huge advantage. Then a blitz and two more casualties and the result was rarely in doubt.
My opponent found the game quite tough going with the majority of the good luck going my way, and having to play with 3 of his best players out, there wasn't much to do but go through the motions.
Anyways, he didn't complain too much as he had some eye candy to look at (Optihut likes Catherine Bell heh). In the end, no one got maimed and we each got some money so not a bad result.
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Edit - some spelling mistakes and grammar corrected.”