“What a brutal game. The Old World Warriors killed and seriously injured many a skeleton. Unfortunately for the Warriors, they all were put back together and sent back out. Dave\'s Death didn\'t win, but at least they had no ill effects and got much needed experience for the team. Unfortunately, the Warriors weren\'t so lucky. Much of their woes were caused by poor management. The General Manager should be fired for not keeping a team doctor on staff. In the middle of the game, #4, Breaker, of the Death, broke the Warriors\' #8, Scott Pine. He tore through him like a rabid Canadian lumberjack. The odd thing was that there seem to explode from the wounds a red jam like sap. Emmanual Clutch, spokes person from the players union, had this to say, \"Pines don\'t normally have red sap. Upon investigation we proved that it was not caused by performance enhancing drugs of any kind. The Warriors\' trainers think that is some kind of side effect from the Soylent Green® brand of plant food tree spikes.\" The company would not comment on what caused this side effect.
A couple of turns later, the Death\'s #8, Ulna, dismembered Chris P. Chicken, the Warriors\' #10. This was indeed a sad day as Mr. Chicken was considered by many to be one of the up-and-coming stars of the Evansville Blood Bowl League. Chris P. Chicken scored 2 TDs in his first and only complete game.”