“The Suckers faced a unbelievably tough and resilient opponent.
The team got ripped appart by the mummies and quickly suffered casualties. Vastly outnumbered and outmuscled, they couldn't really respond with any serious blocking actions. The thralls suffered under the cruelty of all other players on the field: both being thrown against the Undead again and again and being sucked dry by the occasional thirsty Vampire.
Surprised, to say the least, about the way the Vampires had changed their habits, the coach was still able to get them to gaze their way past the bony defences, target the Undead ballcarrier and steal the ball... 3 times in a row!
Still undefeated, the suckers look forward (to the neck) of their next opponents.”