“You can't keep a bad goblin down! You can kill him, of course, but he still won't stop trying to score! - and foul.

A great opening as Belcher and Bloater punished the opposition's traitor gobbos for daring to stand on the LoS, followed by some great scrambling and dogged persistence by the Scoundrels - not to mention some judicious ogre-kicking - finally resulting in a TD when the right dice turned up on the last turn.

Less inspiring stuff in the second half as both trolls, and goblin after goblin went missing. Luckily, the Scoundrels seem to have learned that if you run into the end zone with the ball, play mysteriously restarts and you get another chance to run away! Heavily outnumbered, the Scoundrels cheerfully spent the remainder of the game jeering at and avoiding the stupid ogres, whose consolation touchdown just made them laugh even more.

Farewell - who was it who died again? - you served the Scoundrels well.”