“Dan and I played the innaugural game of STUMBBL last night. Snookems the troll received the opening kickoff for the snotlings (no the kick did not go out of bounds - Snookems caught the kickoff on his own accord) The game started off pretty bloody, with the snotling pumpwagons wreaking havoc on the goblin cheaters. Then one of the pump wagons collapsed from exhaustion and died right on the field. The cheaters finally got their chainsaws running and managed to knock one of the trolls out, while Snookems slowly made his way down toward the endzone. A little past the midway point, he took the ball in for the first score. The referees had apparently seen enough and throw out the remaining pump wagon and one of the cheater's ball and chain players. For the kickoff, the cheaters could only field 8 players, and could not make their way down to score with the time remaining. Another cheater was thrown out at the start of the 2nd half, and eventually their numbers dwindled so that after the snotlings 2nd score, the goblins could field only 5 players, one of whom, was hit by a rock and knocked out on the ensuing kickoff. The 2nd half rolled to an end with no additional scoring and a final of Booger Heaven 2 and Pimples 0. No players skilled up but both sides made a killing at the box office - 80k to Booger Heaven (10k short of buying back the pump wagon) and 90k to Pimples.”