“Enjoyable enough game. Could have been a lot bloodier but was trying to go for more skills than just casualties. Started out with a couple vicious handicaps in our favor, including It Wasn't Me and a particularly virulent strain of Morley's.

When I saw he had bought the services of Nobbla Blackwart before the game, I was ready to get down and dirty to a blood match of trying to get to the chainsaw-carrying goblin before he could slice and dice my goats, not to mention my minotaur, who seems to like wearing a loin cloth rather than the suggested Blood Bowl Armor.

First kickoff started with a Blitz in our favor, and after sending some warriors around the edges for an assault on the ball carrier, Goat Head decided to carve his initials (one wonders if he really knows them) into a goblin. Unfortunately for the goblin, Goat Head uses rather sharp claws and dealt the goblin a death blow.

The game quickly became 2-0 and Morley's continued to strike. On a drive in the second half, even one of the trolls succombed to the sickness. Nobbla, perhaps the carrier of this dread disease coming in from without, was the most sick.

As the bodycount of dead and injured goblins began to rise, the Clockwork Green coach had a brilliant idea. Foul as fast as you can to get yourself thrown out of the game. The surviving goblins were glad to take that plan into action and four goblins were soon sitting on the sidelines, laughing at their cohorts unfortunate enough to remain on the field with the smelly goats and warriors in armor. Not to mention the minotaur in a loin cloth. Who wants to see a minotaur in a loincloth?

A failed throw by a warrior allowed a goblin to race in and pick up the ball before anyone knew what was happening. The score was 2-1. The Nihilists gathered themselves up and marched down the field again to make the score 3-1, where the game ended.

Fans of the Clockwork Green were understandably upset because with the team having dumped a good amount of gold on signing Nobbla Blackwart for the game, he failed to actually make an appearance on the field. Some grainy photographs of the goblin star chainsawer running repeatedly to the bathroom were placed up on a website after the game by one of the Nihilist Revolution fans, but the owner of the chaos team ordered them removed because they showed rather distasteful and unsportsmanlike conduct.

A group of fans were arrested outside the Nihilist Revloution team owner's house after complaints they were throwing rotten food and bricks at the windows and door. The owner was not available for comment.

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Thanks for the game OB. It turned bloody quick and a frustratingly absent star player didn't make it any better. Good luck on future games. A fun game with an opponent that had good humor and was able to have at least a little fun with the game (I hope).”