“Hello sports fans and welcome to another Town report
Today we welcome the Hairy Feet Dominion for a game of BB and here we are with perfect weather for a game and 71000 screaming Hafling BB fans packed in one thing is for sure it will be a record day for the food vendors around the ground
Town get the game underway and the Hairy's pick up the ball deep in their own half and as they move the ball down field here comes Kirk pushing himself to get to the ball carrier but he goes down but the sunshine and the fans cheers are having an effect on Firmroots he is tracking back downfield and he hits the Hairy player with the ball and down he goes and the ball pops free
Now it's Lee with the ball for Town and Lee moves towards Keating and goes for a handoff but Keating drops the ball so it is bouncing free on the halfway line and Chaproniere is the first to react to the dropped ball but it just bounces out of his reach and the Haity's manage to take control of the ball and start to drive down field again
Here comes Froguns a new face in the Town lineup and he goes for the blitz on the Hairy's ball carrier he hits him but can only push him back and the Hairy's player pushes thru to score a TD
The Hairy's get the game underway again and they are calling a blitz play but it is Brooks who comes up with the ball for Town and he is George trying to make a little space for Brooks but he has made a mess of that and down goes George leaving Brooks with no protection from the Hairy's players in goes the hit and the ball comes free and it's the Hairy's players first to the ball and here they go again driving down the pitch
But in comes Keating flying in of his wing for a blitz but again the hit is not hard enough to dilodge the ball and he can only push the Hairy's player who goes in for a TD
The Hairy's with the restart the kick is good only seconds remain on the clock Lee goes for the ball but as it bobbles out of his hands the hooter goes for half time
Here come the players for the second half it was a long half time break but we are getting reports that both teams had to be tempted out of the dressing rooms and away from the halftime feasts by the officials laying a trail of cream cakes out onto the pitch
And so the Hairy's get the second half underway and the Town players are moving to get under the ball and Brooks shows a good pair of hands their with a great catch
Now here comes Brooks moving forward with the ball which he hands of to Keating
Keating tight up behind Firmroots who bends down and picks Keating up it looks like a Flying fling is in the making here .........Yes Firmroots throws Keating down field Keating is having some problems in the air Firmroot really put some force into that throw but the little guy has made the landing and he runs if to score TD Town
So Town to restart the defence seems to be set up just right but the kick is long so a touchback for the Hairy's
But here come the Town players and it's Kay with a blitz but the tackling coach must be pulling his hair out today again the hit goes in but the Hairy player stays on his feet and in control of the ball
Here comes Kay again for another attempt but he is caught by a diving tackle from a Haity player and down he goes
Now Froggins is have a go but again he is taken down by a diving tackle not how he would have liked his first mention in a Town report to go I'm sure
And with the Town players rolling around on the floor The Hairy's slip in for another TD
So all set for the restart and here goes the kick and it's long so a touchback to Town Keating claims the ball and here we go again Firmroots grabs hold of Keating who flys thru the air he looks more in control this time again he nails the landing and runs in for a TD
The Flying fling offence is really working for the Town today
So Town kick off and they have called a blitz and it's Keating hareing off down the pitch to try and get hold of the ball but it is a Hairy player who picks it up but as they move it down field a pass goes wild and the ball is on the ground and here comes Keating after the ball he knows if he can get hold of it he can tie the match but again he is taken out by a diving tackle
The Hairy's take control of the ball but here comes both the Town Treemen trying for a last play of the ball but Firmroots has made a mess of that block and down he goes Longranch is really having to go for it to try and get the ball but down he goes as well and with the shudders of two falling Treemen still passing round the ground the final hooter goes
That's all from the Town report see you at the next game Town fans”