“These games are always a lot of fun. My opponent was thinking his luck was too high for all the fails that he did until I reminded him of the goblins stuck in the field hospital off side the pitch.

This was the first time one of the team's goblins was actually eaten by one of the Trolls. It seems Urg wasn't satisfied with the dead cow, deer, and whale we fed him before the game and Frog the Homeless Mormon paid the ultimate price.

With some fancy dodging and luck in picking up the ball in pouring rain, the goblins were able to scamper down the field to score twice, keeping the game just out of reach of the mighty ogres. And they are mighty. Two goblins will have to sit out the next game, like this one, and the recruitment department drafted a young goblin named Yo-yo to fill the shoes of Frog the Homeless Mormon.

They're pretty small shoes to fill.”