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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Dice rape. Pure and simple. My opponent played an excellent game, twice exposing a poor cage setup allowing chain pushbacks, but I had no chance anyway with the dice rolls today.

I roll snake eyes needing 2+ to pick up the ball and set up a possible TD and he gets the ball and scores instead.

Then a perfect defence.

The casualty count and constant KOs.

He fouls me once with +5 or 6 on AV9 and causes a Serious Injury after my apoth is used saving a death. I foul once back with +5 vs AV8 and I don't even stun and I get sent off.

Just a whole lot of bullsh1t basically. Excellent game played by my opponent but he didn't need all the help.

Guess it makes up for the recent great luck this team had against some other opponents.”