#7 Tulgit the Untrustworthy – Serious Concussion (-AV) #9 Phelid the Underhanded – Dead (RIP)
“Hobgoblins are weak. Weak as in "that movie was hella weak" and weak as in dead. Fortunately Coach EG got a little too cocky and Hope the Not-So-Expendable was able to redeem his entire Hobgobbie race by picking up the ball in 3 tackle zones, dodging free, and completing a half-field bomb to bull centaur Dutch Belted, who overcame his 2 AG to make the catch and rumble the distance to the endzone as time expired, salvaging the tie and providing the materials from which this run-on sentence was built.”
“Curses. Despite pulverising Rofo's fragile hobgobs, an attempt to score with a specific player for spp gave Rofo's one remaining Hobgob a shot at glory. Dodging into 3 tackle zones and picking up the ball with no rerolls, the heroic Hobgob completed a long pass to make Flutie proud, which an amazed Bull-Centaur managed to catch and move in for a TD two turns later. Cursing his luck, EG determined always to score with whomever he could ignoring spp and to foul AV 7 players mercilessly. Oh well. Another Zombie joined the team in any case. 1 game...1 kill...no exceptions. ”
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