“The immaculate skills and superb tactics of coach Meetgrinder were countered by the low down sneakiness and outright cheatingness of his opposite number, as the Deadflingz Society (so named because ot their need to kill a fling by flinging him for the amusement of the crowd) were robbed of victory by his cheatyness. Cheaty cheat cheating cheaty cheat cheatly cheatingness. I want my momee....

Actually, it was a game of two halves and in the first half some little guys bashed each other, followed by some pummelling in the second half with a H2 T8 foul by Pinky who has been marked for death by Halflings everywhere. Umm, like that is some kind of threat! Bwahahaha! Flingz... heh, they really do fold like paper...

And the darn Minos... sheesh! Couldn't block their way out of a wet paper bag!

In the end the DFS got their revenge by grabbing 10k of extra money and scarpering before they could get another pummelling by angry Goblinz, so with a yaaaa booo sucks and raspberry, along with a rude gesture, the DFS looks forward to the rematch, and probably losing again to the Golbin Cheaters :P Cheats! :D

Hehehe. Cya next time :)”