“An incredibly lucky game for the goblins this time around. Poor Tater couldn't do anything but watch goblins fly over his head and run in to the endzones.

The true stars of the match were the trolls, who, after being lambasted in the media due to the unfortunate death of Frog the Homeless Mormon, decided to put on a passing clinic that would put the best elven throwers to shame.

Standing in the open field or in numerous tackle-zones, Grug and Urg made sure each goblin was thrown perfectly. Flytas took three flights and Spak the Happy took one, each scoring a touchdown a few seconds later.

An unfortunate unlucky loss for a good human team. A few mental mistakes cost him a chance at a closer score or a tie, and Tater, please take this advice... don't blitz Trolls. It could have been uglier.”