“The first match for the Funbbl Crew, and from the very first kick-off you could see they were roaring and ready to go! With a couple of successful blocks, pick-ups and dodges, the ball was set safe and the Blitzers went deep. These players certainly know how to play Bloodbowl, ladies and gents, and how to enjoy the game!

The orc of the match was, without a doubt, thrower Mnemon who was a dominant figure throughout the match, taking the ball and passing it flawlessly. The other players, however, were less effective...

"Coach sez, I gots ta learn ta tie my shoo-lessus propally, like... Den I won't fall over so much. Dat's wot ee sez." - Locutus about his two graceless pratfuls whenever he tried for an extra burst of speed, most notably when attempting to enter the endzone.

"I wuz where Locutuz fell ovah, 's 'is fault, fort it wuz ment to be dun dat way..." - Asperon explaining his perfect imitation of Locutus when he too tried to enter the endzone after a long sprint.

"I never soar 'im commin'... 'e grabbed me from be'ind, der filthy pansy elf... So cors I grabbed me pants an' made shoor 'e couldn't pull 'em orf me." - Silver on being charged by a lone elf while going for a touch-down and losing the ball to him.

"I rock..." - Cusi, raving and blowing bubbles after being knocked out cold by his own halibut erroneously swung, inflicting severe brain damage (though we probably won't notice).

Come back later for more adventures of the Funbbl Crew!”