“In a departure from previous reports, post-match commentary is now being delivered by designated team leader "Umbar Misfortuun". Bruktar Bonecruncher's vocabulary was deemed too limited for the demands of the modern day sport.
Umbar had the following to offer:
"The more men in the injured box, the less we have to deal with on the next drive! Foul play? I don't know what you're talking about...."”
“Well. After turn 3 I'd 5 men in the bin, my catcher was out after a failed apothecary, I was 3 men down on the pitch (2 men at the start of the next play) and then an attempt to pull the game back to 2-1 in my favour was crushed when the baron failed a rerolled GFI on the line.
When you're at a numeric disadvantage Vs a bashy team the result always swings one way.
A masterful display of violence and hacking. Kudos to the Unstoppable (and astonishingly agile) Prolunn gallop, who's dodging, ball handling and running skills were truly feats of considerable stature given his 2 Agility.
He can join the Amahakha Temple Guard (home of Blood Bowl's most ridiculously jammy low-AGI ball handlers) anyday :)”
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Umbar had the following to offer:
"The more men in the injured box, the less we have to deal with on the next drive! Foul play? I don't know what you're talking about...."”