“Another draw for the Vicious Squits, this time against a well coached lizardman team. It seemed that the Squits couldn't do anything coordinated the whole game, as each planned play fell apart when a key block or dodge was missed.

Taking the ball in the first half, the goblins forced their way down along the sidelines finally breaking into the open field only to be blitzed down. The crowd cheerfully threw the ball back into the pitch, ready for some more bloodshed. The lizards ran three skinks over to surround the ball but were unable to pick it up. One of the last standing goblins managed a brilliant play, dodging out, dodging in, picking up the ball from between two stunned skinks, and scampering past them to the endline to put the score 1-0.

At the end of the half, a misplay by the lizards cost them a chance to tie the score, but the score was tied the next drive in the second half.

Trying to psych his team up, the Squits head coach designed a brilliant play that would score them a quick and easy touchdown. Unfortunately, Flytas was picking his nose when a teammate tried to hand him the ball and couldn't be bothered. The ball fell to the ground and there was a mad scramble for the ball.

The lizards almost scored to win the game but a stone tripped up a skink as he was sprinting for the endzone. The goblins tried to get as many green skinned bodies back there as possible. The lizards pushed some goblins into the stands and the ball went with them, ending up near midfield, back into the scrum.

Failed pickups and dodges started happening again and the game quickly ground out the last few turns and ended in a tie.

The only casualty of the match was Marvin the Flatulent. Apparently, a saurus took offense to Marvin's antics of jumping around and farting in the lizardman's face.”