“Another ass raping by the dice. Opponent played ok, but really didn't have that much of a hard time as after turn 3 the dice were heavily stacked in his favour for the rest of the game. Missed my star player from before the game due to a thrown rock, he sat the whole game out in the KO box. Couldn't make much of a dent in the skinks, whereas I hardly had any players on the field for long stretches, and my 'luck' meter should show the balance, but doesn't quite reflect how one sided the dice were.

Watch the replay, but this is just another game for these Dark Elves where the dice drop their pants and abuse them in unspeakable ways. Examples include dodging (or lack thereof) inability to pass, skulls (opponent generally got a KO or better with virtually every block in the 2nd half), failed GFI, you name it, all one way traffic.

Looking forward to my next game, because I know the dice don't get any worse when they are like this, game after game! :D Must... nnngh... keep... smiling (snarling!) Grrrrrr

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