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I was a huge lucker in this game. My opponent kept failing crucial rolls, eg knocking his Wolf out when dodging with the ball etc.

Somehow, despite all his Mighty Blow Tackle hits on AV7 and several claw hits (one player had Mighty Blow too) the worst I suffered all game was two KOs! It really was a lot of luck for me in this game, allowing me to steal the ball on several occasions. In fact, in the opening few turns, his luck meter was in the low 40s as he could only roll Skull/Pows and pushes on me.

Basically, overall, not much went right for my opponent whereas I had most of the breaks, certainly a lot of the rolls that went against my opponent occured at crucial points.”