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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2005-11-15 22:44:33
CTV 1000k Halfling
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Winnings 40k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/0/0
 
 
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70k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/2/2 Casualties
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#6 Mildred "The Grandmother" – Dead (RIP)
#13 Lambert Celemin – Dead (RIP)
At last the great tour has began! In a great and funny match against the zons coached by mattrobson the flings have had their baptism by fire. And the fire has burn many of them.

- Fattaca be with you, Mildred and Lambert -

The match started better than we wish with Deeproot throwing David Currington above the zones towards the endzone, and making a run for the fast touchdown.

Broads receiving. Three blitzers gather round Woodbert and start to hit him, whom starts to cry and stays almost all the time in the ground. And "Deeproot´s throwing halflings show" didn´t end. He throws another fling into the cage previously formed, managing to BH one blitzer. At this point the luck of the Halfling Tour starts to change.

Punches and kicks everywhere. Halflings trying to flee from the killing machines in which the zons had become. The slimy ground avoids everyone from dodging. Halflings trying to climb Deeproot to be threw, falling like ripe apples. The total Apocalypse for the flings. Maybe we must improve the tactic of the "UFFO" (Unidentified Fat Flying Object). Maybe we must acquire some more developed tactic.

Well, anyway the zons tied the match at the end of the first half.

The second half starts and the zons outnumbering the flings so more and more blocks come. Woodbert is deployed on the other wing to avoid blocking and crying but he is surrounded again by an enraged herd, and is easy for the Broads to score the winning TD because of the flings are more interested in staring at the ground than playing the ball.

In short: Zons are people which like to kill more than to love. Snif snif, we only want to make new friends. Hope Chaos teams will be more friendly.

@ mattrobson: You´ve played a great game, and a very fun one. Hope to see you soon to take the revenge. (waiting for the photo of the teams to the opening of the family book).
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