“We had absolutely no chance this game, none. Thanks to the chainsaws of the chaos halflings destroying us last game, only 9 rats suited up for this match vs amazons, and not one had tackle. First turn, his non-tackle catcher nails my only gutter for a BH, catching the ball in the process. Looking back I probably should've used the apo, b/c from that point on there was no chance for me at all. Never succeeded at a dodge, never completed a pass, it was just not fun. Sure, we got a couple lucky POW, and his apo failed to save a girl, but the bottom line is the scoreboard, and that said we got just humiliated 3-0.

*sigh* Now I have the joy of looking forward to using halflings in the second Fumbbl World Cup...oh, joy...”