“Before the game I was thinking that I hadn't been dice raped in a while. Fate, tempted.

The number of double 1s and skull/block throws I made was beyond belief. How the "luck" was at 56% baffles me. Almost every turn was ended early and I used all my rerolls in the first several turns of each half. The only time I got clean pows was on his zombies, only once on his boldging ghouls. Mobo, on the other hand, hardly failed a roll, everything worked. Even without rerolls, he would have sauntered to victory, although probably only 3-0 instead of 4-0.

Even with all the rolls against me, I still stood a chance until turn 3 when, after a flawless opening score, the kick off table rolled 'get the ref' for a team with 3 dirty players. After that, I was screwed. The second half was largely a formality. With never more than 7 players on the pitch I had no hope of containing Mobo, especially when I failed (with rerolls) all but 2 go for its (I joke not).”